I'm an invisible man.
Can you see me?
But I don't have special powers.
I'm going to tell you about how I became an invisible man.
My name is Denchai.
I've been working here in IT for many years.
Hold on. Your ID, please.
But the security guard doesn't even remember me.
I installed the program. Thank you so much Dio!
Hey, you. Yes you. Please sign for this hard disk.
Sometimes I wonder. Is my name really that hard to remember?
I want the usual.
So what do you usually order? How can I remember with so many customers?
-She never remembers my order. -Fried noodles, no vegetables.
Every year, only one person remembers my birthday.
But in reality... calling them a "person" isn't quite right.
-Hey Dee. -Huh? -We're singing karaoke tonight in Liab Duan. Want to go?
-Yeah, sure. -It's been a long time since anyone has invited me anywhere.
Um... you can come along too.
-But they only do it for one reason. To be polite. -No thanks.
Why did you even invite him?
-What was I supposed to do? He came out of nowhere. -What if he really comes?
-The only time I'm in demand is when... -Hey, can you help me with my computer?
-The net's down again. -What's with this font?
My computer's got a virus again.
What's wrong with the computer?
You visited a website with an embedded script containing a trojan horse.
-This installed a program which has slowed down your computer, because it... -Yes, I'm betting on two teams.
Barcelona is one team. Yeah, yeah.
But it seems like nobody really wants to talk to me.
The "person" I talk to the most is this computer.
It's my best friend.
It does whatever I tell it to do.
Press Ctrl+P, it prints. Ctrl+S, it saves.
If I do anything wrong, I just press Ctrl+Z to cancel.
I came to thank you for helping me with my computer. It's so much faster now.
You don't need to thank me.
Actually, you should try fixing these kinds of problems yourself so you don't have to keep depending on IT.
-It was just deleting temp files and a disk cleanup. It's something all grade school kids can do these days. -Okay.
Damn you Den!
Why did you talk to her like that? Might as well just call her an idiot.
Did I say something wrong again?
Well... are aware you're making the IT department look bad?
Well... I know the IT department already sucks. But no one is as bad as you.
At least nobody's rude like you are.
-Who's that? -A friend from junior high school.
Damn! She's hot!
She's inviting you to lunch. Hey, get over there now!
I haven't seen her in 10 years. I don't know what to talk about.
As cute as she is, you don't have to talk. Do something else.
Actually, you're not bad looking. If you did something with your hair and dressed up a bit, you'd look good.
Big C is having a sale on clothes now. Go and make this happen!
And cut your nose hairs. They're like toothbrush bristles.
Den. How are you? I haven't seen you in so long.
You still look the same.
-You look the same as well. -Hey, why so formal?
So are you in contact with anyone from room 3 these days?
Oh, really? So what are you doing for work now?
Well... I work on computer stuff.
Hey, that sounds like fun!
I'm not very good with computers. You should teach me when you have time!
Sure.
So... Have you ever thought about owning your own business?
Sometimes I wish we had a button...
That when pushed we'd say exactly what we're thinking.
I sell direct. I've never used any of this stuff.
But please buy a lot. I saw you on facebook and figured you'd be an easy mark.
Please take a look at my computer. I caught a virus visiting a porn site.
Do you want to sing karaoke with us? I'm only asking to be polite.
Yeah, but if you go it will be pretty uncomfortable.