I need that Super Smiley with cheese ASAP!
You need more than that, my little hombre.
-Oh, yeah! What's good here? -Nothing.
Oh, well, then I guess we'll just have to be bad, won't we?
-I'll have a Double Smiley sandwich, curly fries and a vanilla shake. -Make that two.
That'll be $7.98. Please drive up to the window. Thank you.
I think we deserve a little junk food after the workout we had this morning.
-Did you know that? -Thank you. I'm flattered.
Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's!
Would you like to try our new beef and cheese pot pie on a stick? Just $1.99 for a limited time only.
-We were just at a seminar. Buddy, this is my... -Her husband.
We've met before,
but something tells me... you're going to remember me this time.
-You are so busted. -This really doesn't concern you.
Well, actually, Janine is senior drive-thru manager, so you are on her turf.
So, this makes sense.
-Oh, Lester... -Honey, it's okay. I want you to be happy.
-Would you like Smiley Sauce with that? -Lester, just stop it!
No, no. You... don't get to tell me what to do... ever again.
I'm sorry.
I guess we should cool it for a while.
I'm facing a potentially very expensive divorce.
No, no, I understand completely.
"In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times."
I have to run next door.
Jane left her geometry book in my bag, and she needs it to do her homework.
-So you and psycho boy are fucking on, like, a regular basis now, right? -No.
Come on. You can tell me. Does he have a big dick?
I'm not going to talk about his dick with you, okay? It's not like that.
Not like what? Doesn't he have one?
Why don't you want to talk about it?
I tell you every detail about every guy that I fuck.
Yeah. Maybe you shouldn't, all right?
Maybe I really don't want to hear about all that.
So now that you have a boyfriend, you're, like, above it?
We got to get you a real man.
-You got any papers? -Yeah, in the cigar box right over there.
Put up a fight, dude. You are such a pushover. "No, I can't, really. Okay."
You should learn to roll a joint.