-Okay, so tell me again about the hash bars. -Okay, what you want to know?
-Hash is legal there, right? -It's legal, but it ain't 100% legal.
You just can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffin' away.
I mean, they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
Those are hash bars?
Yeah. It breaks down like this. It's legal to buy it. It's legal to own it.
And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.
It's illegal to carry it, but-but that doesn't matter, 'cause get a load of this.
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.
I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Oh, man! I'm goin'. That's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.
I know, baby. You'd dig it the most.
-But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? -What?
It's the little differences.
-I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just there, it's a little different.-Example.
You can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer.
And I don't mean just like no paper cup. I'm talkin' about a glass of beer.
And in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's.
You know what they call... a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese?
They got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter-Pounder is.
-What do they call it? -They call it a Royale with Cheese.
-Royale with Cheese. -That's right.
-What do they call a Big Mac? -Big Mac's a Big Mac,
-but they call it Le Big Mac. -Le Big Mac.
-What do they call a Whopper? - I don't know. I didn't go into Burger King.
You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
-What? - Mayonnaise. -Goddamn!
I seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
-How many up there? -Three or four.
-That's countin' our guy? -Not sure.
-So that means that it could be up to five guys up there? -It's possible.
We should have fuckin' shotguns.
-What's her name? -Mia.
How did Marsellus and her meet?
I don't know. However people meet people.
She used to be a actress.
Oh, really? She do anything I'd have seen?
I think her biggest deal was she starred in a pilot.
-Pilot? What's a pilot? -Well, you know the shows on TV?
I don't watch TV.
-Yeah, but you are aware that there is an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right? -Yeah.
The way they pick TV shows is they make one show. That show's called a pilot.
Then they show that one show to the people who pick shows... and on the strength of that one show, they decide if they wanna make more shows.
Some get chosen and become television programmes. Some don't, become nothin'.
She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.
You remember Antwan Rockamora? Half-black, half-Samoan. Used to call him "Tony Rocky Horror."
Yeah, maybe. Fat, right?
I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat. I mean, he got a weight problem. What's a nigger gonna do? He's Samoan.
I think I know who you mean. What about him?
Marsellus fucked him up good. Word 'round the campfire is it was on account of Marsellus Wallace's wife.
So what he'd do? Fuck her?
No, no, no, no, no. Nothin' that bad.
Well, then what then?
He gave her a foot massage.
A foot massage? That's it?
Then what'd Marsellus do?
Sent a couple cats over to his place. They took him out on his patio.
Threw his ass over the balcony. Nigger fell four stories.
He had a little garden down at the bottom enclosed in glass, like a greenhouse. Nigger fell through that.
Since then, he kind of developed a speech impediment.
That's a damn shame.
-But still, I have to say, you play with matches, you get burned. -What do you mean?
You don't be givin' Marsellus Wallace's new bride a foot massage.
You don't think he overreacted?
Antwan didn't expect Marsellus to react the way he did, but he had to expect a reaction.
It was a foot massage. A foot massage is nothin'. I give my mother a foot massage.
It's laying your hands in a familiar way on Marsellus's new wife.
I mean, is it as bad as eatin' her pussy out? No, but it's the same fuckin' ballpark.
Whoa, stop right there. Eatin' the bitch out... and givin' the bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fucking thing.
-It's not. It's the same ballpark. -Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither.
Now, look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine. But touchin' his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies... ain't the same fuckin' ballpark; it ain't the same league; it ain't the same fuckin' sport.
-Foot massages don't mean shit! -Have you ever given a foot massage?
Don't be tellin' me about foot massages.
-I'm the foot fuckin' master. -You given a lot of them?
Shit, yeah! Got my technique down and everything. I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
-Would you give a guy a foot massage? -Fuck you.
-You give 'em a lot? -Fuck you.
-You know, I'm kind of tired. I could use a foot massage. -Yo, yo, yo, man. You best back off. I'm gettin' a little pissed here.
-This is the door. -Yeah, it is.
-What time you got? - 7:22 in the a.m.
No, it ain't quite time yet. Come on. Let's hang back.
Look, just 'cause I wouldn't give no man a foot massage don't make it right... for Marsellus to throw Antwan off a building into a glass motherfuckin' house,
fuckin' up the way the nigger talks; that shit ain't right.
Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyse my ass, 'cause I kill the motherfucker.
I ain't sayin' it's right, but you sayin' a foot massage don't mean nothin'. I'm sayin' it does.
Now, look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant somethin'.
We act like they don't, but they do. That's what's so fuckin' cool about them.
There's a sensuous thing goin' on... where you don't talk about it, but you know it and she knows it.
Fuckin' Marsellus knew it. And Antwan should've fuckin' known better.
That's his fuckin' wife, man. This ain't a man with a sense of humour about this shit.
You know what I'm sayin'?
It's an interestin' point.
Come on. Let's get into character.
-What's her name again? -Mia.
-Mia. -Why you so interested in big man's wife?
He's goin' out of town, Florida. And he asked me if I'd take care of her while he's gone.
-Take care of her? -No, man. Just take her out.
Show her a good time. Make sure she don't get lonely.
You're gonna be takin' Mia Wallace out on a date?
It is not a date. It's just like if you were gonna take your buddy's wife to a movie or somethin'.
It's just good company, that's all.
It's not a date. It's definitely not a date.