Your country is predominantly Buddhist right?
Do you know the 5 precepts?
Have you learned it?
Let me take a piss first. How about...
I give you guys a chance to get out of this.
Clean your toilet sometimes. It's gross.
You have to correctly recite all 5 precepts...
and if you get them all right, I will let you live.
But if you recite 1 word wrong I will kill all of you.
Or you want help? So I can blow your brains out right now.
I observe the precept of abstaining from the destruction of life.
Oh, that's very good.
You can recite it but can't follow it.
What is the 2nd precept baby?
Please don't do anything to me.
I really don't know. Please don't hurt me.
Oh come here. It's okay.
If you don't know that's okay. Just repeat after me.
I observe the precept of...
I said repeat after me. Do it now.
I... observe... the... precept... of...
abstaining from taking that which is not given.
Abstaining... from... taking... that... which... is... not... given.
I observe the precept of abstaining from taking that which is not given.
The 3rd precept is for you.
It indirectly applies to you.
Recite the 3rd precept for your punk ass friends to hear.
I observe the precept of abstaining from sexual misconduct.
Wow excellent. Did you get an A when you studied Buddhism?
Now it's your turn. Let me hear the 4th precept.
Idiot!
I will recite it for you and you better remember it.
I observe the precept of abstaining from falsehood...
I observe the precept of abstaining from falsehood. Can you remember it?
Can you remember it?
And now our show has arrived at the finale.
The 3 contestants will have to recite the 5th precepts all together.
Everybody ready?
If you are then let's hear it!
I... observe... the... precept... of...
Again! Start from the top.
This time loud and clear!
-I... observe... the... precept... of... abstaining... from... intoxicants... that... cloud... the... mind... -Wrong!
I will give you... one last chance.
I... observe... the... precept... of...