-Jack! Jack! -Huh?
It's nearing countdown and you're already acting like a junkie.
You must need a fix. Come here and make yourself useful.
You should know for a sinner like me, doing any good is useless.
The hell is this? A dog's menstrual gravy?
Your mother's!
Bitch. That's fucked up!
You've never had blood pudding? It's a sacred dish. Careful, you could lose your head for calling it that.
Who did you say wants to give me head?
Hey you still going to temple with me on New Year's?
I'm counting down tonight. Too lazy to get up.
-You suck! -Why?
Bee, can you go make merit with my aunt for me?
She's your aunt, not mine.
Jack when will the dealer arrive?
He said around 9 pm. Which is in...
Damn he's a person not a microwave.
What the hell is he talking about? Jabba Pizza hut? What the hell is that?
I don't know but it's making me super hungry. Damn!
Taiwan, your daddy! Thailand man! From Thailand.
Up your father's ass!
C'mon don't be upset Jack. Hang in there.
I'm not upset. I'm going to take a piss! Want to help me hold it?
Holy shit! Holy shit!
Do you remember Fai?
She saw Fabio and his new girl at the Circle.
Look at her! Even on the side she looks just like a lizard.
-You think I am beautiful? -The most!
I told you Italians just bone you and dump you.