-Hey kid, got any guns for sale? -Yeah.
What kind do you need? Custom or standard issue?
Custom.
Short or long?
-Short is fine. -Gas or air?
Air.
Revolver or magazine?
-Magazine. -Dull black or glossy?
-Dull black.
-Just a sec. -Okay.
We're all out.
What do you have left?
We're out of everything.
You punk. Why so many questions then? You're wasting my time.
-I have handcuffs. Interested? -I'll take them.
-Do you want metal or... -Metal or whatever just get them! Put them all on the counter and I'll choose.
Bring me some water too.
-Do you want water or... -Just open the door of your fridge and whatever you see, grab it! Chrysanthemum water.
-What if there's no Chrysanthemum. -Just bring whatever.
Hello, Tharachonburi hotel.
-I'd like to send a fax please. -Okay.
You're under arrest.
Arrested? Where did you get that police uniform?
-It's time to go on a stake out. -What?!
Let's go catch some criminals.
Did you send that fax to me?
I'm just about to.
I didn't get it yet. Did you forget?
No I didn't forget.
Umm... sorry, Mr. Sua. My wife needs me to run some errands.
That's fine. I can handle it myself.
Excuse me. Can I use your fax machine?
-Go ahead Lieutenant. -Thank you.
Hi! Did you receive the fax I just sent?
Yes, the one with attention to Ms. Jib, room 8005, right?
Room 8005,
what hotel again?
Here's some water.
It's the Tharachonburi hotel.
Can you check the document for me...
that the entire fax got through because when I sent it there was an error.
-Oh, please wait. -Okay.
Yes it looks fine.
In that case can you read it to me? What does it say?
-There is no message. It's just a copy of an ID Card. -Huh?
A copy of an ID card?
-Whose ID card? -Aren't you the one who sent it? You should know.
Oh yeah. Sorry. I forgot. Thank you very much.
Sir, what kind of ice is this? It's not cold at all.
-My dentures. -What!?
-Hello. -There is a fax for you at the front desk. -Okay.
-Hey you! -Hey?! -Move over.
-You're a cop? -Yup.
Hotel Tharachonburi, right now.
Hey follow that car! Hurry!
-Hurry up! -Umm okay.