-Smile. You're at Mr. Smiley's. -What?
Would you like to try our new bacon and egg fajita for $1.29 for a limited time only?
Uh, no, but thank you.
I'd like the Big Barn Burger, Smiley Fries and an orange soda.
Please drive up to the window. Thank you.
Smile. You're at Mr. Smiley's. That'll be 4.98, please.
-Would you like some Smiley sauce? -No, no...
Actually, I'd like to fill out an application.
-There's no jobs for manager. It's just for counter. -Good.
I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.
I don't think you'd fit in here.
I have fast food experience.
Yeah, like 20 years ago.
I'm sure there've been amazing technological advances in the industry,
but surely you must have some sort of training program.
It seems unfair to presume I won't be able to learn.
That was exactly what I needed!
The "royal treatment", so to speak.
I was so stressed out.
-Know what I do when I feel like that? -What?
I fire a gun.
-Really? -Oh, yeah.
I go to this little firing range downtown, and I... just pop off a few rounds.
I've never fired a gun before.
Well, you've gotta try it. Nothing makes you feel more powerful.
Well... almost nothing.
-So, do you like your new house? -I like it.
The people who used to live there fed these stray cats,
so they were always around, and it drove my mother nuts.
And then she cut down their tree.
-Is that a funeral? -Yeah.
-Have you ever known anybody who died? -No.
-Have you? -No.
But I did see this homeless woman who froze to death once...
just laying there on the sidewalk.
She looked really sad.
I got that homeless woman on videotape.
-Why would you film that? -Because it was amazing.
What's amazing about it?
When you see something like that, it's like God is looking right at you, just for a second,
and if you're careful, you can look right back.
-And what do you see? -Beauty.