It's a great thing when you realize you still have... the ability to surprise yourself.
Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
-Hey, guys. -Lester. I didn't know you ran.
-I just started. -Good for you.
I figured you guys might be able to give me some pointers. I need to shape up, fast.
Are you looking to just lose weight, or do you want to have... increased strength and flexibility as well?
I want to look good naked.
Oh, what is this? Fuckin'gay pride parade?
Hey! Yo, Ricky.
My entire life is passing before my eyes, and those two have barely broken a sweat.
Sorry. Hi. Lester Burnham. I live next door. We haven't met.
-Colonel Frank Fitts, U.S. Marine Corps. -Oh, whoa. Well. Welcome to the neighborhood, sir.
Ricky, uh-- I was thinking about the, uh-- I was gonna--The movie we talked about.
-Re-Animator. -Yeah!
-You want to borrow it? -Okay. -It's up in my room. Come on.
-Can you hold this for a sec? -Sure.
I don't think my dad would try to come in while someone else is here,
-but you never know. -What is this?
Urine.
I have to take a drug test every six months just to make sure I'm clean.
Are you kidding? You just smoked with me last night.
It's not mine.
One of my clients is a nurse in a pediatrician's office.
Cut her a deal, she keeps me in clean piss.
-You like Pink Floyd? -I like a lot of music.
Man, I haven't listened to this album in years.
-How much do you want? -I don't know. It's been a while.
Um, how much is an ounce?
This is totally decent, and it's 300.
This shit is top of the line. It's called G-13.
It's genetically engineered by the U.S. government. It's extremely potent, but a completely mellow high. No paranoia.
Is that what we smoked last night?
This is all I ever smoke.
-How much? -Two grand.
Jesus! Things have changed since 1973.
-You don't have to pay now. I know you're good for it. -Thanks.
There's a card in there with my beeper number. Beep me anytime, day or night.
And I only accept cash.
Now I know how you can afford all this equipment.
God. When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to buy an eight-track.
-That sucks. -No, actually it was great.
All I did was party and get laid.
I had my whole life ahead of me.
My dad thinks I pay for all this with catering jobs.
Never underestimate the power of denial.