It's the weirdest thing. I feel like I've been in a coma for about 20 years...
and I'm just now waking up.
Spec-tacular.
I'm so sorry my dad was weird tonight.
That's okay. I'm used to guys drooling over me.
It started when I was about 12.
I'd go to dinner with my parents. Every Thursday night: Red Lobster.
Every guy there would stare at me when I walked in.
And I knew what they were thinking,
just like I knew guys at school thought about me when they jerked off.
-Vomit. -No. I liked it.
I still like it.
If people I don't even know look at me and want to fuck me, it means I really have a shot at being a model.
Which is great, because there's nothing worse in life than being ordinary.
I really think it'll happen for you.
I know. Because everything that was meant to happen, does... eventually.
Asshole.
- Hello? -Why'd you call me? -I didn't.
Well, my phone just rang and I answered it, and somebody hung up. And I star-69ed, and I called you back.
Well, I was in the shower.
Oh, gross!
-Ricky! Breakfast! -Be right there.