I will sell this house today.
Welcome. I'm Carolyn Burnham. This living room is very dramatic.
Wait till you see the native stone fireplace!
A simple cream could really lighten things up. You could even put in a skylight.
Well, why don't we go into the kitchen? It's a dream come true for any cook.
Just filled with positive energy, huh?
And you'll be surprised how much a ceiling fan can cut down on your energy costs.
You know, you could have some fun backyard get-togethers out here.
The ad said this pool was lagoon-like. There's nothing lagoon-like about it.
Except for maybe the bugs.
There aren't even any plants out here.
What do you call this? Is this not a plant?
If you have a problem with the plants, I can always call my landscape architect.
-Solved. -I mean, I think "lagoon," I think waterfall, tropical. This is a cement hole.
I have some tiki torches in the garage.
Shut up! Stop it! You weak-- You baby! Shut up!